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samchekov: crystalmath: bubonickitten: the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:41:37 -0400

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

bigwordsandsharpedges: skypig357: Lmao modern art This is...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:22:16 -0400

bigwordsandsharpedges:

skypig357:

Lmao

modern art

This is gold

stupidente: windows-98: windows-98: a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 02:55:38 -0400

stupidente:

windows-98:

windows-98:

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

there is NOTHING shameful about this

that’s how they flavor la croix

drasnianfrank: copperbadge: obviousplant: I made some state...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 17:39:08 -0400

drasnianfrank:

copperbadge:

obviousplant:

I made some state tourism ads and left them outside a local travel agency.

More stuff like this on Facebook | Instagram

I was mad there was no Chicago poster so

The Wisconsin one is so true that I can’t even be offended.

moonlandingwasfaked: this is what living in the midwest is like...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 01:34:34 -0400

moonlandingwasfaked:

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

nomehablen2: this is so fucking funny

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 01:31:42 -0400

nomehablen2:

this is so fucking funny

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw...

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 18:54:11 -0400

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

gabrieldreyfuss: Guy who likes music

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 18:49:56 -0400

gabrieldreyfuss:

Guy who likes music

gaybirby: jackhawksmoor: great-tweets: IT’S NAME IS...

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 20:07:41 -0400

gaybirby:

jackhawksmoor:

great-tweets:

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

MY FUCKING HEART

sadgirl1017: customer service be like

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 00:51:39 -0400

sadgirl1017:

customer service be like

neilnevins: fuggu: he dropped his eyes PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 00:49:57 -0400

neilnevins:

fuggu:

he dropped his eyes

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

mypsychology: For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 00:36:15 -0400

mypsychology:

For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology

kaoruyo: somethingoddlyprofound: txztxz: ayehayley: smolbisexuwhale: mrsaekim: imaginereality...

Tue, 29 May 2018 16:45:06 -0400

kaoruyo:

somethingoddlyprofound:

txztxz:

ayehayley:

smolbisexuwhale:

mrsaekim:

imaginereality333:

brassandkickass:

daeminator:

silly-beggar:

nubianbrothaz:

1.. ARIES- the liar
(the Ram - 21 March 19 April)
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* EXCELLENT kisser.
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.
16 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.
2. TAURUS - The Tramp

(the Bull - 20 April 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* GOOD kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.
15 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

3. GEMINI - Irresistible

(the Twins - 21 May 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Freak.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.
9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

4. CANCER - The Cutie

(the Crab - 22 June 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser..Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
* Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

5. LEO - The Lion

(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Freak.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

6. VIRGO - The One that Waits

(the Virgin - 23 August 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.
7 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

7. LIBRA - The AWESOME One

(the Balance - 23 September 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Independent, yet likes company
* Great kisser.
* Always smiling, loves to laugh.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have own unique sex appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end up crying.
9 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

8. SCORPIO - The Addict

(the Scorpion - 24 October 21 November)
* EXTREMELY adorable.
*Good Lover
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

(the Archer - 22 November 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

(the Goat - 22 December 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Loves to own Gemini’s in sports.
* Extremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer - 20 January 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

12. PISCES - The Partner for Life

(the Fishes - 19 February 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal.
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Loves being in long relationships.
2 years of bad luck if you do not reblog.

NubianBrothaz

FOR THE LOVE LF GOD I HATE THIS KIND OF THING BUT IM REBLOGGING BC TWO YEARS IS A LONG TIME
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry

God damn, 9 years of bad luck? Nah son, I won’t deal with the shit for that long…

16 years bad luck is too much fam I’m reblogging

The next nine years are my prime time I just can’t

This post is haunting me ~~not risking the 9 years~~

I mean 4 years of bad luck ain’t that bad considering that last few years have been complete shit, but I wanna find a s/o so I’m not gonna risk it

Reblogging because my life can’t take anymore bad luck 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah fuck some bad luck. My loving cancer life is hard enough.

Hmmm @lovearyn 👀

backwoodsranger: zachsgay: sjwpanderer: thesociologicalcinema...

Wed, 23 May 2018 02:52:28 -0400

Two vs. Three (How many syllables in caramel?)

backwoodsranger:

zachsgay:

sjwpanderer:

thesociologicalcinema:

What do Americans say?

Source: Based on a survey of 350,000 Americans (x)

cool but why is the last one so ominous

The prompt for the last one is “How many syllables are in caramel?” Ur welcome

i like it better without the explanation

millbyers: I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

Mon, 14 May 2018 14:36:15 -0400

millbyers:

I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

missed phone call from work

Mon, 07 May 2018 00:35:01 -0400

squidyword:

me: ugh if they’re asking me to come in I’m not gonna do it

*phone call from work*

manager: hey can you come in today

me: yeah, sure I’ll be there in a bit

Video

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 13:16:16 -0400

how to grow the fuck up

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 00:18:03 -0400

apparentjpg:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Might use this one day if I become an adult

memes-and-relatableschemes: memes-and-relatableschemes: The...

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 16:58:30 -0400

memes-and-relatableschemes:

memes-and-relatableschemes:

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

Mood

Video

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 02:38:53 -0400

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samchekov: crystalmath: bubonickitten: the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite...

bigwordsandsharpedges: skypig357: Lmao modern art This is...

stupidente: windows-98: windows-98: a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and...

drasnianfrank: copperbadge: obviousplant: I made some state...

moonlandingwasfaked: this is what living in the midwest is like...

nomehablen2: this is so fucking funny

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw...

gabrieldreyfuss: Guy who likes music

gaybirby: jackhawksmoor: great-tweets: IT’S NAME IS...

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

sadgirl1017: customer service be like

neilnevins: fuggu: he dropped his eyes PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK...

mypsychology: For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology​...

kaoruyo: somethingoddlyprofound: txztxz: ayehayley: smolbisexuwhale: mrsaekim: imaginereality...

1.. ARIES- the liar

2. TAURUS - The Tramp

3. GEMINI - Irresistible

4. CANCER - The Cutie

5. LEO - The Lion

6. VIRGO - The One that Waits

7. LIBRA - The AWESOME One

8. SCORPIO - The Addict

9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

12. PISCES - The Partner for Life

backwoodsranger: zachsgay: sjwpanderer: thesociologicalcinema...

millbyers: I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

*missed phone call from work*

Video

how to grow the fuck up

memes-and-relatableschemes: memes-and-relatableschemes: The...

Video

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mypsychology: For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology...

missed phone call from work